That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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