remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize