Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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