How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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