By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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