i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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