Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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