I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
its not stalking. its research.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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