If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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