When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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