I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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