She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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