"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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