real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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