Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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