yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He better not be in your backpack
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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