i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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