Whatcha textin bout Willis?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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