Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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