there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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