i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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