how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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