everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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