As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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