Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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