Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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