Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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