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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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