God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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