my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You can't motorboat a personality
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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