Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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