I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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