shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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