Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's blow job season.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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