so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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