i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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