Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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