It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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