Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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