He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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