miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i now understand why vodka
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
You left your phone here
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