I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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