it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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