Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You are the jesus of drinking
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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