a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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