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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands

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• (585): View more from New York

  he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again

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• (510): View more from California

  Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  the sex got boring after the first three hours

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  holy shit

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