Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick