their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Randomize
