Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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