I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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