he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
