I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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