last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
