Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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