also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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