Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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