I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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