no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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