He is an equal opportunity slut.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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