I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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